Quantum Waffle
RefundingB1Voluntary transparency disclosure following the Blockworks Token Transparency initiative.We made a flappy bird clone, called it "quantum," and dared the universe to stop us. The universe didn't. Here we are. You're welcome.
$2k4%
$50kraise goal
Raise Unsuccessful
Committed$2,007.00
Funders3
Raise Goal$50k
This raise did not reach its goal. All committed USDC is being returned to contributors. to claim your refund.
About
PHASE 1 QUANTUM IGNITION Launch game (DONE — more than most quantum projects can say) Deploy $QW token First leaderboard season Community of degens who understand the joke
PHASE 2 QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT Multiplayer mode (two waffles, entangled across spacetime) CEX listings (we'll ask nicely) Partner with actual quantum computing company (they won't respond but we'll screenshot the DM) Hire a physicist to tell us what quantum actually means
PHASE 3 QUANTUM SUPREMACY (FOR REAL THIS TIME) Become worth more than every 'quantum blockchain' combined (low bar) IBM calls us to complain — we frame the email Get listed on CoinGecko under 'Quantum Computing' category Replace every quantum crypto whitepaper with a picture of a waffle
IP & Legal
They would own the game, brand and any future ad revenue that it could generate
Details
Implied FDV$75K
Launch Price$0.005
Raise Goal$50k
FDV Calculation
Launch Price$0.005
× Total Supply14.9M
= Implied FDV$75K
Supply Breakdown
Initial Float (67.1%)10.0M
Performance Package (13.4%)2.0M
Meteora LP (6.0%)900,000 at $0.005
Futarchy AMM (13.4%)2.0M + $10K
Total Supply14.9M
Governance & Vesting
Monthly Spending Limit$5k
The team can spend up to this amount per month from the treasury without a governance proposal. Larger expenditures must be approved by token holders.
Team Token Unlock
Team tokens are locked for an 18-month cliff. After the cliff, the team can trigger a 3-month TWAP evaluation. Tokens unlock in 20% tranches at each price milestone relative to the ICO price of $0.005.
| Tranche | Price Target | Unlocked |
|---|---|---|
| 2× ICO price | $0.01 | 20% |
| 4× ICO price | $0.02 | 40% |
| 8× ICO price | $0.04 | 60% |
| 16× ICO price | $0.08 | 80% |
| 32× ICO price | $0.16 | 100% |
Each tranche unlocks 20% of team tokens. The price target is measured via a 3-month time-weighted average price (TWAP) to prevent short-term manipulation.
Token
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Contributors(3)
B1 Token Transparency Filing
Voluntary transparency disclosure following the Blockworks Token Transparency initiative.
Every crypto bro has suddenly become a quantum physicist. "Quantum-resistant blockchain." "Post-quantum cryptography." "Quantum AI DeFi." Nobody understood any of it. Tokens pumped anyway. VCs threw money at anything with "quantum" in the name.
We thought: what if we just... did the same thing, but with a waffle? What if we slapped "quantum" in front of a breakfast item and launched it? Would anyone notice the difference between us and a $200M "quantum computing" token?
Spoiler: No. Nobody can tell the difference. Because none of these projects actually use quantum computing. At least OUR waffle is honest about being completely useless.
We made a flappy bird clone, called it "quantum," and dared the universe to stop us. The universe didn't. Here we are. You're welcome.
We bootstrapped it ourselves and built it brick by brick.
(a) IP ownership & control — The project's intellectual property, including codebases/repos and any associated trademarks/brands, is held by a Cayman Islands SPC (Segregated Portfolio Company) formed via MetaLeX. The SPC is governed by the DAO.
(b) Contract/admin powers — Governance is fully onchain and permissionless via the MetaDAO futarchy protocol on Solana. Token holders make decisions by trading conditional outcome tokens on proposal markets. Proposals pass or fail based on market-determined price impact on the project's token. There is no multisig, council, pause/upgrade roles, or centralized admin authority — all decisions are made through futarchy (market-based governance).
(c) Locked-token rights — The price-based performance premine tokens are locked with a minimum 18-month cliff and unlock based on sustained price performance milestones. Locked token holders do not have additional governance or decision-making rights beyond what unlocked token holders have. Locked tokens cannot vote or participate in governance until unlocked.
(d) Value accrual & holder rights — Token holders govern the DAO treasury through futarchy-governed proposals. The DAO treasury funds development directly — there is no separate development company. Revenue distribution and treasury allocation decisions are made via onchain governance proposals.
(e) Dissolution authority — Dissolution of the DAO would require an onchain futarchy governance proposal passed by the market. The Cayman SPC legal wrapper can be wound up per its constitutional documents as directed by DAO governance.
Each project launched through MetaDAO Accelerated has a Cayman Islands SPC (Segregated Portfolio Company) entity formed via MetaLeX. The entity holds the project's intellectual property and is governed by the DAO. There is no separate development company — the DAO treasury funds development directly through futarchy-governed proposals.
(a) Launch supply totals — 14,900,000 total tokens at launch. 10,000,000 tokens issued to ICO participants (unlocked). 2,900,000 tokens issued as protocol-owned liquidity (locked in pools). 2,000,000 tokens allocated as a price-based performance premine (locked with minimum 18-month cliff).
(b) Recipient categories & use of funds — • ICO Participants (10,000,000 tokens): Distributed pro-rata to all participants of the permissionless ICO based on contribution. Tokens are immediately unlocked. • Protocol-Owned Liquidity (2,900,000 tokens): 2,000,000 tokens paired with 20% of funds raised through the ICO in a liquidity pool. 900,000 tokens placed in a single-sided liquidity pool on Meteora. These tokens provide onchain trading liquidity. • Team / Performance Premine (2,000,000 tokens): Allocated to the founding team, subject to price-based vesting. Tokens unlock only if sustained price performance milestones are met.
(c) Initial price per token — Determined at ICO close based on total funds raised divided by 10,000,000 ICO tokens.
(d) Ticker / market symbol — QW
(e) Total supply & supply regime — 14,900,000 total supply. The supply is fixed — there is no inflation or deflation mechanism.
(f) Initial vesting / release schedules — ICO participant tokens and protocol liquidity tokens are not subject to vesting. The team performance premine has a minimum 18-month cliff. The allocation is divided into 5 tranches of 20% each, unlockable after a 3-month TWAP evaluation period at price multiples of 2×, 4×, 8×, 16×, and 32× relative to launch price. The TWAP oracle can be called at any time but triggers a 3-month evaluation window before tokens are released.
There are no airdrops as part of the MetaDAO Accelerated ICO process. All token distribution occurs through the permissionless ICO mechanism. Any future token distributions would need to be passed via DAO governance proposal following the ICO and are not part of this launch.
There are no market maker agreements. Liquidity is provided through the Accelerated launch mechanism's built-in liquidity pool, which receives 20% of funds raised. There are no token loans, OTC deals, or designated market maker arrangements.
There are no CEX listing agreements. The token trades onchain on Solana DEXs from the moment of launch. No listing fees have been paid, and no exchange has been granted tokens or preferential access.
Series Name: MetaDAO Presale Vehicle: MetaLex powered Cayman Segregated Portfolio Company / Segregated Portfolio Start Date of Sale: [To be determined at launch] Number of Tokens Sold: 10,000,000 QW tokens distributed to ICO participants pro-rata based on contribution. Vesting Schedules: There are no vesting schedules for ICO participant tokens. All tokens distributed through the presale are immediately unlocked and freely transferable at the conclusion of the ICO.
There are no prior SAFTs, SAFEs, convertible notes, private placements, or other fundraising rounds preceding this launch. No tokens were sold or distributed before this presale.
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